“As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.”
I forgive not because I became a saint, but because I’m tired of hating.
“
| — | Hilai, Aleph - Paulo Coelho (via crackandcandy) |
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
When someone says “______ was talking shit about you.”
They expect my reaction to be:
“FUCK THAT BITCH SAY?!”
My actual reaction:
“Okay.”
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